One Line Jokes - Page 1

A man walks into a garage, and says: "Can I have a petrol cap for a Skoda?"

The assistant says: "Sounds like a fair swap."

Why do Skodas have a heated back glass ?

So that your hands don't get cold when you push them during the winter.

"What's the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?"

"I don't know."

"Oh, so it was you!"