One Line Jokes - Page 1
Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtrayEat well, stay fit, die anywayIf you think Health Care is expensive now, just wait till it's free!Bright red meat is good for you. Fuzzy green meat is not good for you.I have nothing against God, it's his followers that I can't standVegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunterIf we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill themDon't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodiesI like cats, they taste just like chicken
