Jokes of the Day

One Line Jokes

Folks who think they know it all bug those of us who do

Don't drink and drive - if you hit a bump you spill your beer

"Mr. Quinn, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."

"That's very fair your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send a few bucks myself."